When To Wear Your Yeezy Season 2 Outfits

First, thank you for taking a break from throwing out all your colorful t-shirts, denim jeans, and regular shoes. Obviously all of that nonsense is obsolete in the wake of Yeezy Season 2.

Once you have your new outfits arranged by hue in your closet, you might wonder: when is the best time to wear my oversized sweatshirt? What about my extra long trench coat with no zippers or buttons? And when is is appropriate to leave the house without pants?

Don't trip, all your questions are answered below. 

 When a bad report card comes in the mail and you try to hide between the couch cushions.

When a bad report card comes in the mail and you try to hide between the couch cushions.

 Trying to keep a low profile at a Pearl Jam concert.

Trying to keep a low profile at a Pearl Jam concert.

 As you consider breaking up with Chris Pontius after he "antiqued" you for the third time.

As you consider breaking up with Chris Pontius after he "antiqued" you for the third time.

 When you're trying to draw attention away from your stunning hair. 

When you're trying to draw attention away from your stunning hair. 

 When you want to convince your after-school Magic Club that you can do what David Blaine does but then the dang sleeves come undone.

When you want to convince your after-school Magic Club that you can do what David Blaine does but then the dang sleeves come undone.

 When you put too many Instagram filters over a screenshot from  Clueless .

When you put too many Instagram filters over a screenshot from Clueless.

 When the principal of Antarctica High suspends you AGAIN for smoking on school property.

When the principal of Antarctica High suspends you AGAIN for smoking on school property.

 When you want to look fairly elegant and forward-thinking.

When you want to look fairly elegant and forward-thinking.

 When you're acting like you didn't run out of thread for your final project in Intro to Garment Making at your local community college.

When you're acting like you didn't run out of thread for your final project in Intro to Garment Making at your local community college.

 Right before the mailman stuffs you in with the other packages out for delivery.

Right before the mailman stuffs you in with the other packages out for delivery.

 During your walk of shame from a the cave of a Jawa you met last night at the cantina.

During your walk of shame from a the cave of a Jawa you met last night at the cantina.

 When someone steals the rest of your Sisqo Halloween costume.

When someone steals the rest of your Sisqo Halloween costume.

 When no one can tell you anything.   |ES|

When no one can tell you anything.  |ES|

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