Buddy, I Am Old!

Sources close to Eight Screens founder Tim Kennedy confirmed Monday what many have long suspected: He is indeed "old."

The revelation comes after Tim's repeated listens to the following song, currently listed on Billboard's Hot 100 chart:

The song -- "White Iverson" by Post Malone -- represents the first time Tim has angrily reacted to the use of Auto-Tune and expressed concern over the direction of "music these days." What's more, sources say Tim doesn't even know what "saucing" means, and frankly, he's not even sure if he wants to.

Malone's ghastly unkempt beard is also a point of contempt for the former cool person, though sources have implied that Tim should look in the mirror before judging another man's facial hair. |ES|