AB's Best Bets: Super Bowl Props

Presenting "AB's Best Bets," a fun way to take part in sound investing* and grow your long-term wealth.* This week: Super Bowl Props!

Will Peyton Manning be seen crying at any point during the entire broadcast? Note: Live pictures only, must clearly see a tear.

+600 (6/1) Yes
-1200 (1/12) No

The pick: Peyton Manning ain’t no schoolboy bitch. I’m putting a full paycheck on the "No" and laughing to the bank.

How many times will "dab" or "dabbing" be said by the announcers during the broadcast? Note: From kickoff to final whistle, halftime does not count.

EVEN (1/1) Over 2
-140 (5/7) Under 2    

The pick: This is the "People v. O.J. Simpson" Super Bowl, and Cam Newton is our O.J., about to stunt on all you white people for three straight hours. EASY "Over 2" bet here. Cam’s going to be dabbing all over the damn place. You mad?

How many times will Cam Newton do the Open Shirt Superman motion during the game? Note: From kickoff to final whistle, halftime does not count.

EVEN (1/1) Over 2.5
-140 (5/7) Under 2.5

The pick: See above. Stunting on all you white people. "Over."

How many times will John Elway be shown on TV during broadcast? Note: From kickoff to final whistle, halftime does not count.

EVEN (1/1) Over 2.5
-140 (5/7) Under 2.5

The pick: God I hope it’s "Under."  No one’s aged worse than John Elway.

What color will the liquid be that is poured on the winning coach?

5/4 Orange
3/1 Blue
4/1 Clear
4/1 Yellow
6/1 Red
10/1 Green
10/1 Purple

The pick: If I know one thing about Killa Cam, it's that he only fucks with Fierce Grape Gatorade. "Purple" at 10/1 for the steal of the night.

Will Peyton Manning throw a Pick 6 in the game?

+300 (3/1) Yes
-500 (1/5) No

The pick: Seems like they got the odds backwards on accident. I'll bet "Yes the 40-year-old with the noodle arm will throw a Pick 6."

Will there be an earthquake during the game? Note: Announcer must indicate there was during live broadcast from kickoff until final whistle.

10/1 Yes

The pick: The fuck? San Fran seems mad scary, 10/1 odds of an earthquake happening. I’ll take the "No."

If Steph Curry is shown on TV during the broadcast, what will he be wearing?

1/1 Personalized Carolina Steph Curry Jersey
2/1 No Jersey
3/1 Cam Newton Jersey
5/1 Any Other Carolina Jersey

The pick: Steph Curry knows this is a time to swag on 'em. He'll be rocking a crucial outfit—not something Daddy Daycare AB would wear to the big game. "No Jersey" for a buck. |ES|

* Eight Screens makes no guarantees about the accuracy of our predictions. Frankly I wouldn't touch some of these picks with a ten-foot pole. Except the Gatorade one, that's a lock. - Rim