On the final day in Paradise, our two favorite couples inexplicably parted ways while other, more dubious partnerships took things to "the next level" and/or promised to wed. The tables turned at the wild after-show reunion, and an off-screen scandal threw Bachelor world of its axis. Join us for the last Paradise recap of 2018.
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Beer-drinking Sisqo fan Andrew Bynum hasn’t played professional basketball in more than four years. Ordinarily, such a layoff would disqualify him from serious consideration for a roster spot in the NBA, but the youngest player ever drafted is still just 30 years old.
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The Los Angeles Chargers made several critical errors in their contest against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday: Receivers dropped would-be touchdown passes, returners muffed kicks, and punters willingly sent balls in the direction of a player nicknamed “Cheetah”. But the most grievous blunder was made by the Chargers’ defensive players, who failed to tackle Patrick Mahomes immediately upon the snap of the ball.
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A roller coaster season of Paradise continues: Eric paints himself into a corner, Joe and Kendall play house, Kevin is forced to witness the engagement of his recent ex, Tia and Colton do something, and much more. Plus: Our reaction — and yours — to the announcement of Colton as the next Bachelor.
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Most decisions made by the adult characters in 1994’s Blank Check are illogical at best and often utterly incomprehensible. Which is fine! “Preteen boy lives out wildest fantasy while suffering almost no consequences for his actions” was practically an entire movie genre in the 90’s. We can’t have mature adults smothering all the fun with their coherence and rational thinking.
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After a few bumps in the road, Kendall seems ready to commit to Joe, America's sweetheart. Elsewhere, Leo loses it, Eric moves his own cheese, and some couples are ready for the real world. [Kip from Napoleon Dynamite voice] I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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One couple is intent on dominating the headlines, but we prefer to focus on the more interesting stories: Kenny's connections, Jordan's tantrums, and Grocer Joe's agonizing afternoon.
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An unpredictable week in Paradise gives us plenty to talk about. John is suddenly a hot commodity, Kenny and Krystal hit it off (until they didn't), the Goose Gang is roaming around the beach bullying unsuspecting peers, and a cheese metaphor goes off the rails.
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Not since LeBron James was a teenager has there been a more highly anticipated arrival. Rim and AB discuss whether Grocer Joe lived up to the hype, if it's possible to untangle Tia's twisting web of logic, Krystal's new attitude, and more from the first episode of 'Bachelor In Paradise'.
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What a finale. Blake's heart sank to the bottom of the ocean, while Becca seems ecstatic to be with Garrett. We recap it all, from the family dinners to the proposal to the AFTR controversy discussion. Join us.
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Hello! We're back. AB had another child! Much has happened in the interim: LeBron James signed with the Lakers, Tiger Woods played some good golf out there on the links, MoviePass flew too close to the sun, and father of two Alex Bradford was sucked into Fornite like every other video gamer on Earth. Also: Some in-depth TV show reviews and brief discussion about the recent Old Tweet Reckoning.
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Becca's men and also Jean Blanc reunite to calmly and respectfully discuss their disagreements, allowing one another ample camera time without raising their voices.
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Jason smiled through two abrupt walkaways, gleefully ate crickets (with no sauce!), and capped off his journey with a post-breakup scrapbook delivery. Was it enough to warrant next Bachelor consideration? And how will Blake react if his worst fears are realized two weeks from now? Probably not stoically.
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Hometowns went off without a hitch, unfortunately. We would have preferred some familial strife. Thankfully Tia Booth came to the annual girl talk sesh armed with one gigantic wrench, just itching to jam it into her "friend" Becca's journey. Plus: Is Blake the new frontrunner? And is Jason good enough to play in the NHL??
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Colton's reveal leads to a bizarre exchange, Blake is deeply in love (and likely headed for crushing heartbreak), and Wills and Leo cash in their tickets to Paradise.
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Very Cavallari, whose title reveals that I’ve been mispronouncing Kristin Cavallari’s name for more than a decade, premiered on E! last night. Normally, an hour-long reality program centered around a C-list celebrity, her friends, and her friends’ friends would not be appointment television for yours truly. But Kristin starred in the finest closing scene in the history of series finales. Tuning in for the return of an icon is the least I could do to pay my respects.
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Becca's had a long week. Lincoln embarrassed her in front of the citizenry of Richmond, Va., Chris prowled through the night in desperation, and Connor wore glasses for the first time and threw her decision-making process into disarray. Will she make clear-minded choices amidst all this chaos? And can anything prevent a Garrett-Colton showdown on the beach?
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