"Paternity Leave" | Rim and AB

Hello! We're back. AB had another child! Much has happened in the interim: LeBron James signed with the Lakers, Tiger Woods played some good golf out there on the links, MoviePass flew too close to the sun, and father of two Alex Bradford was sucked into Fornite like every other video gamer on Earth. Also: Some in-depth TV show reviews and brief discussion about the recent Old Tweet Reckoning.

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"Talk To You Soon" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E9 Recap

Jason smiled through two abrupt walkaways, gleefully ate crickets (with no sauce!), and capped off his journey with a post-breakup scrapbook delivery. Was it enough to warrant next Bachelor consideration? And how will Blake react if his worst fears are realized two weeks from now? Probably not stoically. 

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"Tia Code" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E8 Recap

Hometowns went off without a hitch, unfortunately. We would have preferred some familial strife. Thankfully Tia Booth came to the annual girl talk sesh  armed with one gigantic wrench, just itching to jam it into her "friend" Becca's journey. Plus: Is Blake the new frontrunner? And is Jason good enough to play in the NHL??

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Jay Cutler, Who Loathes Attention And Puts Minimal Effort Into His Appearance, Is TV’s Newest Reality Star

Very Cavallari, whose title reveals that I’ve been mispronouncing Kristin Cavallari’s name for more than a decade, premiered on E! last night. Normally, an hour-long reality program centered around a C-list celebrity, her friends, and her friends’ friends would not be appointment television for yours truly. But Kristin starred in the finest closing scene in the history of series finales. Tuning in for the return of an icon is the least I could do to pay my respects.

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"Two Minutes" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E5 Recap

As the overconfident Chris unravels before our eyes, Wills takes a hard-line stance on chit-chat time limits while also pushing the boundaries of modern couture. Plus: A two-on-one date with no winners, AB's continued fawning over Colton, 'Proposal' talk, and some great mailbag questions. 

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A Debacle Of The Highest Order!

Last night’s incomprehensible mental blunder from noted knucklehead J.R. Smith is getting most of the attention, but the more significant calamity to emerge from Game 1 on the NBA Finals has nothing to do with the players on the court. I will try to describe the situation without cracking my keyboard over the corner of my desk.

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"Becca Lannister" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E1 Recap

If the season premiere is any indication, Becca will not hesitate to boot any guy with even a whiff of wrong reasons stench wafting off his sockless outfit. (Perhaps this is why Jean Blanc uses to much cologne.) Join your old pals Rim and AB back on the horse as we revel in the audacity of some of these limo entrances and pickup lines from the first episode of Becca's Bachelorette

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It Pains Me To Report LeBron James’ Most Celebrated Play Last Night Was Indeed A Rules Violation

The worst Cavaliers team of LeBron James’ career put the best-ever version of the Toronto Raptors out of their misery last night, 128-93. Over the course of four mostly embarrassing performances, the Raptors’ two best players — DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry — combined for about the same production as LeBron alone. The East’s best regular-season team, title contenders seven days ago, are now on the brink of disintegration.

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Gennady Golovkin Crumpled Some Poor Schlub Just Like The Old Days

It had been more than two years since Gennady Golovkin walked toward an opponent and pummeled him until he lay in a whimpering, crumpled daze. After Triple G’s last two fights each went the distance, some feared the days of big drama show knockouts were behind him. Thanks to a few positive steroid tests from would-be foe Canelo Alvarez, we were treated to a vintage Golovkin “fight” where he spent more time walking to the ring than he did in it.

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