It Would Behoove Opposing Teams To Tackle Patrick Mahomes Immediately Upon The Snap Of The Ball

The Los Angeles Chargers made several critical errors in their contest against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday: Receivers dropped would-be touchdown passes, returners muffed kicks, and punters willingly sent balls in the direction of a player nicknamed “Cheetah”. But the most grievous blunder was made by the Chargers’ defensive players, who failed to tackle Patrick Mahomes immediately upon the snap of the ball.

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In ‘Blank Check’, A Series Of Easily Preventable Calamities Leads To A Baffling Moment Of Romance

Most decisions made by the adult characters in 1994’s Blank Check are illogical at best and often utterly incomprehensible. Which is fine! “Preteen boy lives out wildest fantasy while suffering almost no consequences for his actions” was practically an entire movie genre in the 90’s. We can’t have mature adults smothering all the fun with their coherence and rational thinking.

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"Paternity Leave" | Rim and AB

Hello! We're back. AB had another child! Much has happened in the interim: LeBron James signed with the Lakers, Tiger Woods played some good golf out there on the links, MoviePass flew too close to the sun, and father of two Alex Bradford was sucked into Fornite like every other video gamer on Earth. Also: Some in-depth TV show reviews and brief discussion about the recent Old Tweet Reckoning.

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"Talk To You Soon" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E9 Recap

Jason smiled through two abrupt walkaways, gleefully ate crickets (with no sauce!), and capped off his journey with a post-breakup scrapbook delivery. Was it enough to warrant next Bachelor consideration? And how will Blake react if his worst fears are realized two weeks from now? Probably not stoically. 

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"Tia Code" | Rosecast 'Bachelorette' S14 E8 Recap

Hometowns went off without a hitch, unfortunately. We would have preferred some familial strife. Thankfully Tia Booth came to the annual girl talk sesh  armed with one gigantic wrench, just itching to jam it into her "friend" Becca's journey. Plus: Is Blake the new frontrunner? And is Jason good enough to play in the NHL??

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